Loving the FreeBSD
From: Jeandre du Toit (jeandre_at_itvs.co.za)
To: email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org Date: 20 Aug 2003 13:30:40 +0200
dear mr computer,
i would like you to keep you os of my front porch. if i see windows in or near my house again there will be trouble. i have been trying to train it to work (this might be a new concept to it because it doesn't seem to understand) but i can't. i also think that i might be allergic to windows and this causes problems for me and my whole family. why don't you just get rid of windows and get yourself freebsd instead? i know your kids will be sad at first, but they will learn to love freebsd more than they could have ever loved windows. your whole life will change, things will seem to be working better (because it is!) there won't be any more fights or corruption and it is alot cheaper to maintain a freebsd than a windows. i could go on and on, but you need to see for yourself. i havn't had my freebsd for too long but i can tell you i have never looked back since getting it. i don't think i would ever be able to live without it. i can't thank those genetic experts that put freebsd together enough, thanks guys!
do it for you internals!
your friendly network neighbour
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