J F on Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz

From: Nomen Nescio (nobody_at_dizum.com)
Date: 02/25/04

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    nobody <nobody@nobody.org> (JF Mezei) trolled:

    >"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:
    >> week indicated that, if the election were to be held this week, Bush
    >> would lose to the Democratic candidate (when offered either choice -
    >> Kerry/Bush or Edwards/Bush - both Democrats showed significant leads).
    >
    >
    >Bush Jr has done a **LOT** of damage to the USA (from an international point
    >of view). For one thing, the USA is no longer able to make any claim based on
    >its "intelligence" without being laughed at.
    >
    >Bush invaded a country illegally, against United Nations. Bush lied about the
    >reasons for the invasion. He coerced other (weak) countries such as Poland and
    >Hungary to help. (can you spell "blackmail" ?) The list goes on.
    >
    >It is called abuse of power. It must never happen again.
    >
    >Right now, the american public must not only kick Bush and his ilks out with a
    >resounding defeat (less than 20% of the votes), but they must also start
    >judicial proceedings against Bush and his axis of evil (Rumsfeld, Cheney,
    >Wolfowitz). The american public must show to the world that they will not
    >tolerate another Bush Jr style of administration. The american public must
    >show to their political parties that people like Bush will never egain be
    >elected. That will motivate the political parties to never again choose such
    >leadership.
    >
    >Unfortunatly, the american public does not realise how much damage Bush has
    >caused in the world and inside the USA. His successor will have a lot of
    >fences to mend, wounds to heal.
    >
    >The american pubnlic must show the world, especially he middle east that Bush
    >was just a (very bad) blip in the history of the USA and that it does not
    >signify a trend. Look at how long it took Germany to heal the wounds after
    >Hittler's regime. The middle east will take a long time to forget about Bush.
    >
    >North Korea will probably agree to re-instate the peace treaty signed by
    >Clinton and destroyed by Bush. (North Korea is just some bad leader who has a
    >beef against USA, the people don't really have hatred against USA). But in the
    >middle east, hatred runs high in the masses, and this requires lots more
    >diplomacy and time to fix.
    >
    >Of course, the Bush regime looks quite silly now, still accusing Iran of
    >producing WMDs. Makes the Bush regime look like a pre-scripted/pre-recorded
    >adminstration whose speeches continue to blast Iran despite the fact that Iran
    >has agreed to full UN inspections and the rest of the world is satisfied that
    >Iran will comply.

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                    FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

                                            About

                                     J F M E Z E I
                    ==============================

    1. Who is JF Mezei?

    Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever hit
    rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups. He is also one of the
    longest running trolls in usenet history.

    2. How long has he been trolling?

    For well over a decade.

    3. Where does he live?

    Montreal, Quebec, Canada

    Jean-Francois Mezei
    86 Harwood Gate
    Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
    (514) 695-8259

    4. What makes him such a malicious troll?

    His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless. Once he invades your
    newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day in and day out,
    every day of the year, for years and years on end. He does not listen to pleas
    to stop, he does not listen to anything anyone tells him, he does not pay
    attention when the misinformation/disinformation he posts is corrected, he just
    goes right on trolling year in, year out like a little child holding his ears
    closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear anything you say!"

    5. What does he troll about?

    His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex. He hates the
    USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it into a USA-bashing
    fest. If he can't do that then he'll just start making lewd posts.

    6. What does he hate about the USA?

    Everything! He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have a visceral
    hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly. The USA is a happier, better, more
    successful version of their country and they can't stand it. Some of JF's
    favorite troll bait is "the Bush regime", "the Bush-Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz axis of
    evil", "Americans are brainwashed", "Cars are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all
    Americans are stupid" etc.

    7. What about his sexual trolling?

    Ah, that is JF at his trolling best. No sexual topic is too bizarre. Among his
    favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women's genitalia, sex toys,
    circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of course) ... the list is endless.

    8. Circumcision???

    Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years. He still likes to insert
    circumcision into his trolling every now and then. Apparently, JF was
    traumatized as a child because his parents, poor Hungarian immigrants to Canada,
    left him uncircumcised when he was born, as is the custom in most of the world.
    Growing up in Canada where male infant circumcision was prevalent at the time,
    he was psychologically scarred (so he claims). As soon as he could he arranged
    to get himself snipped, and then joined the brigades of circumcision
    proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the joys of a free willy. His main
    argument is how much better he was able to masturbate after getting circumcised
    without that "pesky foreskin" getting in the way of his enjoyment, and he has
    made it his mission in life to spread the circumcision gospel.

    9. What's his interest in child sexuality? That sounds kind of freaky.

    Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky. Among the subjects dear
    to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls, especially little boy's
    foreskins (and how tight they are) and little girls' hymens. He is also a
    tireless activist and advocate that children should be taught to masturbate
    early on so that they don't grow up "sexually repressed like Americans".

    He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their little
    boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit, proper movement,
    and that they be able to masturbate with no problems. Utopia for JF would be a
    world full of parents manipulating their little boys' penises.

    10. Ewww! This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the minute! Are
    you sure about all this stuff?

    Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself. There's over a decade full
    of Mezei trolling in there.

    11. How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the time like
    all trolls do?

    Of course! See the appendix below for a list of many of his known trolling
    aliases.

    12. So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he work?

    Ha ha ha! JF hasn't worked a day in his life! He's an adult baby, a grown man
    who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and trolls the newsgroups
    all night. In his free time when he isn't trolling he likes to ride his bike
    down to Dorval Airport and race the planes down the runway in his bike.

    13. That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something?

    Bingo! JF is a boy in a grown man's body. Psychologically he never got past
    the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor (i.e. "pull my
    finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been able to outgrow.

    14. Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about them, is
    that true?

    Yes! JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the locker room.
    He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has seen in locker rooms over
    the years, especially his unnatural obsession with foreskins. He stalks the men
    in locker rooms trying to measure how much foreskin they have, or how little is
    left if they have been circumcised. He gets extremely excited when he spots a
    case of phimosis.

    15. Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts! He should be locked up in an insane asylum!

    Yep, JF is certifiably insane. He lives in a black helicopter / tin foil hat
    world where others are out to get him. The key to understanding JF is that he
    sees himself as a VICTIM. To JF the world is out to get him, especially the
    USA. Victimhood is what JF is all about.

    What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail system was
    "killed", in his words. He used to be a major train nut, spotting trains,
    writing down their numbers and chasing them down at the train yard like a good
    freak. Then he turned his attention to aviation. Major events that made him
    fall head first deep into the abyss were the bankruptcy of Canadian Airlines and
    their subsequent takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees as evil). So paranoid is
    he that when an Air Canada plane crashed he claimed that Air Canada employees
    went lurking about in the night with buckets of white paint to cover up the Air
    Canada markings. He saw that as symbolic of a cover up of the crash
    investigation. He has never recovered from this.

    16. Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him!

    His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some ancient,
    arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken seriously for
    decades. JF hangs out there with other misfits and social dropouts who share
    his psychological traumas, crying for the good old vax days of yore. It's
    really pathetic!

    17. Where else does he hang out?

    can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky computer
    groups. For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he invaded the
    sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and trolled it relentlessly
    with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap he's so famous for. But they ran
    him off that group and he had to go crawling back to comp.os.vms with his tail
    between his legs, licking his wounds.

    18. It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and doesn't troll.

    Pretty much. For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so he slips
    in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he respects comp.os.vms, and,
    more importantly, he tries to hide his trolling activities from them so they
    won't find out what a major netkook he is.

    19. Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind of psycho
    he is!

    Exactly. Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms. And while you're at
    it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido too. And to
    alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and news.admin.net-abuse.usenet.

    20. What else can I do? Is there an abuse address?

    Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts to:

    abuse@sympatico.ca
    abuse@bellglobal.com
    abuse@istop.com

    And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely. Post it to newsgroups, email it to
    people, you may host it at your own website, send it to newspapers and magazines
    that do Internet articles or anything to do with Montreal or Canada, etc.

    *** APPENDIX ***

    List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the years. This is
    only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to compile a full list.

    jfmezei@istop.com
    jfmezei.spamnot@istop.com
    jfmezei@videotron.ca
    jfmezei@vl.videotron.ca
    nospam.jfmezei@videotron.ca
    "jfmezei"@videotron.ca[nospam]

    nobody <nobody@nobody.com>
    nobody <nobody@nobody.net>
    nobody <nobody@nobody.org>
    nobody <nobody@nobody.info>
    nobody <nobody@nobody.int>
    nobody <nobody@nothing.nil>
    nobody <nobody@null.dev>
    muklak <muklak@eskimo.net>
    Sheep skin <sheep@station.au>
    snowy squirrel <squirrel@nest.tree>
    Conspiracy Theory <conspiracy@theory.org>
    Lou Raccoon <L.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
    Flapping Labias <flabia@anatomy.org>
    Throbbing vulva <t.vulva@anatomy.org>
    Twin Gonads <two@gonads.com>
    Loose Scrotum <l.scrotum@anatomy.org>
    Raised Organ <R.Organ@anatomy.org>
    Popped Cherry <P.Cherry@anatomy.org>
    Monica Lewinski <billclinton@westchester.com>
    Deep Fried Foreskin <dff@mcdonalds.com>
    Aroma of Smegma <aroma@chanel.org>
    Wet fart <w.Fart@smell.org>
    Pubic dandruff <P.dandruff@anatomy.org>
    Voluptuous Nipple <V.nipple@anatomy.org>
    Inserted Finger <I.Finger@anatomy.org>
    Pubic Nair <shaved@anatomy.org>
    Flatulent Meatus <F.Meatus@anatomy.org>
    Lihk Mhygroin <L.MyGroin@anatomy.org>
    Pre Khum <P.Khum@anatomy.org>
    Phi Mosis <Phi.Mosis@anatomy.org>
    Bal Anatis <Bal.Anatis@anatomy.org>
    Fren Ullum <F.Ullum@anatomy.org>
    Ivanna Getlaid <I.Getlaid@onani.org>
    Ivanna Wankalot <I.Wankalot@onani.org>
    Ivanna Umpalot <Humpalot@drevil.com>
    Wan Tnoneofit <W.Tnoneofit@weirdnames.org>
    Wan Itbad <W.Itbad@inneed.org>
    Wan Towank <W.ToWank@anatomy.org>
    Wan Tolik <w.tolik@anatomy.org>
    Testos Terone <t.terone@anatomy.org>
    Upper Gonad <U.Gonad@anatomy.org>
    Right Gonad <R.Gonad@anatomy.org>
    Left Gonad <L.Gonad@anatomy.org>
    Tyson's Glands <Tyson.G@anatomy.org>
    Nose Hair <n.hair@anatomy.org>
    Coronal Sulcus <C.Sulcus@anatomy.org>
    Corpus Cavernus <manhood@anatomy.org>
    Armpit moisture <armpit@anatomy.org>
    Onani Room <onani@hotels.com>
    Arnie's Banana <weiner@terminator.com>
    Raised eyebrows <r.eyebrows@anatomy.org>
    Vas Deferens <V.deferens@anatomy.org>
    Naked Canuck <N.canuck@naturists.org>
    Arni's socks <Smelly.Socks@arnold.org>
    Notable Exception <N.exception@untied.com>
    Unpopped Cherry <U.Cherry@anatomy.org>
    Tatooed Ovaries <T.Ovaries@anatomy.org>
    Pierced eyelid <p.eyelid@piercings.org>
    Limp Tomato <limp.tomato@vegetables.org>
    Eggplant Earrings <e.earrings@piercings.org>
    Banana Underpants <B.Underpants@hillfiger.org>
    Naval Lint <navel@lint.mil>
    Ingrown Toenail <i.toenail@anatomy.org>
    Empty Stomach <E.Stomach@anatomy.org>
    Full Stomach <f.stomach@anatomy.org>
    Smelly Cat <S.Cat@friends.nbc.com>
    Torn Ligament <T.Ligament@anatomy.org>
    Art Tistic <A.Tistic@modern.museum>
    Furry Raccoon <F.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
    Wet Racoon <W.Racoon@wildnerness.org>
    Mad Racoon <M.Racoon@wildlife.org>
    Lazy Racoon <L.Racoon@wilderness.org>
    Eaten Racoon <E.Raccoon@mcdonalds.com>
    Happy Raccoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
    Sleeping Racoon <S.Racoon@wilderness.org>
    Hungry Racoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
    Horny Raccoon <H.Racoon@fauna.org>
    Smart Raccoon <S.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
    George W Raccoon <GW.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
    Ronald McRaccoon <r.raccoon@wilderness.org>
    Thirsty Raccoon <T.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
    Johnny Raccoon <J.Racoon@wilderness.org>
    Oshi Santo <O.Santo@nx01.starfleet.org>
    Oishi Chinko <O.Chinko@nx01.starfleet.org>
    T.Yellow <T.Yellow@nowhere.com>
    Q <queue@continuum.net>
    Borg Queen <1of1@borg.org>
    Ronald Wilkerson <wilkersonr@sympatico.ca>
    John Balterman <j.balterman@sympatico.ca>

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