Re: J F screws up again

From: Nik (spamavoid.deletethis.mnjensen_at_netvigator.com)
Date: 04/30/04 

Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 07:22:38 +0800

One might only hope that you will go away - albeit this might well be a vain
hope as *** clings. In the competition of producing sheer irrelevant
nonsense noise on this NG you lead by a HUGE margin.

Nik

"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:fc8ea9e914585c428a5fa87c893b29e7@dizum.com...
> devil <devil@attglobal.net> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 17:59:13 -0400, JF Mezei wrote:
> >
> > snip
> >
> >Eh, you are somebody (not "nobody") again? Welcome back, I suppose.
>
> No need to welcome him back, he never left. <g>
>
> This happens because he is trolling across various groups so furiously it
gets
> hard for him to keep his identities straight. You should see the number
of
> times he forgets to switch it back in the other groups. There must be a
name
> for his illness.
>
> FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
> About
> JF MEZEI
>
> (Rev. Apr. 25, 2004)
>
> 1. Who is JF Mezei?
>
> Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever hit
> rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups. He is also one of the
> longest running trolls in usenet history.
>
> ***WARNING: JF MEZEI IS A ROGUE CANCELLER. HE FORGES THE NAME AND E-MAIL
> ADDRESS OF USENET POSTERS HE DOES NOT AGREE WITH AND CANCELS THEIR
MESSAGES.***
>
> If you participate in the same newsgroups he does, you should monitor the
> control.cancel newsgroup. If you find that he has cancelled your
messages,
> forward a copies of them to abuse@teksavvy.com and usenet@news.wplus.net .
>
> 2. How long has he been trolling?
>
> For well over a decade.
>
> 3. Where does he live?
>
> Montreal, Quebec, Canada
>
> Jean-Francois Mezei
> 86 Harwood Gate
> Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
> (514) 695-8259
>
> His current e-mail address is jfmezei@teksavvy.com
>
> 4. What makes him such a malicious troll?
>
> His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless. Once he invades your
> newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day in and day
out,
> every day of the year, for years and years on end. He does not listen to
pleas
> to stop, he does not listen to anything anyone tells him, he does not pay
> attention when the misinformation/disinformation he posts is corrected, he
just
> goes right on trolling year in, year out like a little child holding his
ears
> closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear anything you say!"
>
> 5. What does he troll about?
>
> His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex. He
hates the
> USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it into a
USA-bashing
> fest. If he can't do that then he'll just start making lewd posts.
>
> 6. What does he hate about the USA?
>
> Everything! He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have a
visceral
> hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly. The USA is a happier,
better, more
> successful version of their country and they can't stand it. Some of JF's
> favorite troll bait is "the Bush regime", "the Bush-Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz
axis of
> evil", "Americans are brainwashed", "Cars are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all
> Americans are stupid" etc.
>
> 7. What about his sexual trolling?
>
> Ah, that is JF at his trolling best. No sexual topic is too bizarre.
Among his
> favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women's genitalia, sex toys,
> circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of course) ... the list is
endless.
>
> 8. Circumcision???
>
> Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years. He still likes to
insert
> circumcision into his trolling every now and then. Apparently, JF was
> traumatized as a child because his parents, poor Hungarian immigrants to
Canada,
> left him uncircumcised when he was born, as is the custom in most of the
world.
> Growing up in Canada where male infant circumcision was prevalent at the
time,
> he was psychologically scarred (so he claims). As soon as he could he
arranged
> to get himself snipped, and then joined the brigades of circumcision
> proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the joys of a free willy. His
main
> argument is how much better he was able to masturbate after getting
circumcised
> without that "pesky foreskin" getting in the way of his enjoyment, and he
has
> made it his mission in life to spread the circumcision gospel.
>
> 9. What's his interest in child sexuality? That sounds kind of freaky.
>
> Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky. Among the subjects
dear
> to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls, especially little
boy's
> foreskins (and how tight they are) and little girls' hymens. He is also a
> tireless activist and advocate that children should be taught to
masturbate
> early on so that they don't grow up "sexually repressed like Americans".
>
> He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their
little
> boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit, proper
movement,
> and that they be able to masturbate with no problems. Utopia for JF would
be a
> world full of parents manipulating their little boys' penises.
>
> 10. Ewww! This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the minute!
Are
> you sure about all this stuff?
>
> Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself. There's over a
decade full
> of Mezei trolling in there.
>
> 11. How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the time
like
> all trolls do?
>
> Of course! See the appendix below for a list of many of his known
trolling
> aliases.
>
> 12. So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he work?
>
> Ha ha ha! JF hasn't worked a day in his life! He's an adult baby, a
grown man
> who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and trolls the
newsgroups
> all night. In his free time when he isn't trolling he likes to ride his
bike
> down to Dorval Airport and race the planes down the runway in his bike.
>
> 13. That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something?
>
> Bingo! JF is a boy in a grown man's body. Psychologically he never got
past
> the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor (i.e. "pull my
> finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been able to outgrow.
>
> 14. Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about them,
is
> that true?
>
> Yes! JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the locker
room.
> He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has seen in locker rooms
over
> the years, especially his unnatural obsession with foreskins. He stalks
the men
> in locker rooms trying to measure how much foreskin they have, or how
little is
> left if they have been circumcised. He gets extremely excited when he
spots a
> case of phimosis.
>
> 15. Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts! He should be locked up in an insane
asylum!
>
> Yep, JF is certifiably insane. He lives in a black helicopter / tin foil
hat
> world where others are out to get him. The key to understanding JF is
that he
> sees himself as a VICTIM. To JF the world is out to get him, especially
the
> USA. Victimhood is what JF is all about.
>
> What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail
system was
> "killed", in his words. He used to be a major train nut, spotting trains,
> writing down their numbers and chasing them down at the train yard like a
good
> freak. Then he turned his attention to aviation. Major events that made
him
> fall head first deep into the abyss were the bankruptcy of Canadian
Airlines and
> their subsequent takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees as evil). So
paranoid is
> he that when an Air Canada plane crashed he claimed that Air Canada
employees
> went lurking about in the night with buckets of white paint to cover up
the Air
> Canada markings. He saw that as symbolic of a cover up of the crash
> investigation. He has never recovered from this.
>
> 16. Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him!
>
> His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some
ancient,
> arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken seriously for
> decades. JF hangs out there with other misfits and social dropouts who
share
> his psychological traumas, crying for the good old vax days of yore. It's
> really pathetic!
>
> 17. Where else does he hang out?
>
> can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky computer
> groups. For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he invaded the
> sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and trolled it
relentlessly
> with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap he's so famous for. But
they ran
> him off that group and he had to go crawling back to comp.os.vms with his
tail
> between his legs, licking his wounds.
>
> 18. It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and doesn't
troll.
>
> Pretty much. For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so he
slips
> in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he respects
comp.os.vms, and,
> more importantly, he tries to hide his trolling activities from them so
they
> won't find out what a major netkook he is.
>
> 19. Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind of
psycho
> he is!
>
> Exactly. Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms. And while
you're at
> it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido too. And to
> alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and
news.admin.net-abuse.usenet.
>
> 20. What else can I do? Is there an abuse address?
>
> Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts to:
>
> abuse@teksavvy.com , dnsadmin@teksavvy.com
> usenet@news.wplus.net
>
> You can also call directly, troll free, 1-877-779-1575.
>
> TekSavvy Solutions Inc.
> 330 Richmond St., Suite 205
> Chatham, ON, Canada
> N7M 1P7
>
> And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely. Post it to newsgroups, email
it to
> people, you may host it at your own website, send it to newspapers and
magazines
> that do Internet articles or anything to do with Montreal or Canada, etc.
>
>
> *** APPENDIX ***
>
> List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the years.
This is
> only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to compile a full
list.
>
> jfmezei@teksavvy.com
> jfmezei.spamnot@teksavvy.com
> jfmezei@istop.com
> jfmezei.spamnot@istop.com
> jfmezei@videotron.ca
> jfmezei@vl.videotron.ca
> nospam.jfmezei@videotron.ca
> "jfmezei"@videotron.ca[nospam]
>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.com>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.net>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.org>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.info>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.int>
> nobody <nobody@nothing.nil>
> nobody <nobody@null.dev>
> Lorenna Bobbit <lbobbit@ginsu_knives.com>
> Lando Calrisian <Lcalrisian@empire.org>
> muklak <muklak@eskimo.net>
> Sheep skin <sheep@station.au>
> snowy squirrel <squirrel@nest.tree>
> Conspiracy Theory <conspiracy@theory.org>
> Lou Raccoon <L.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Flapping Labias <flabia@anatomy.org>
> Throbbing vulva <t.vulva@anatomy.org>
> Twin Gonads <two@gonads.com>
> Loose Scrotum <l.scrotum@anatomy.org>
> Raised Organ <R.Organ@anatomy.org>
> Popped Cherry <P.Cherry@anatomy.org>
> Monica Lewinski <billclinton@westchester.com>
> Deep Fried Foreskin <dff@mcdonalds.com>
> Aroma of Smegma <aroma@chanel.org>
> Wet fart <w.Fart@smell.org>
> Pubic dandruff <P.dandruff@anatomy.org>
> Voluptuous Nipple <V.nipple@anatomy.org>
> Inserted Finger <I.Finger@anatomy.org>
> Pubic Nair <shaved@anatomy.org>
> Flatulent Meatus <F.Meatus@anatomy.org>
> Lihk Mhygroin <L.MyGroin@anatomy.org>
> Pre Khum <P.Khum@anatomy.org>
> Phi Mosis <Phi.Mosis@anatomy.org>
> Bal Anatis <Bal.Anatis@anatomy.org>
> Fren Ullum <F.Ullum@anatomy.org>
> Ivanna Getlaid <I.Getlaid@onani.org>
> Ivanna Wankalot <I.Wankalot@onani.org>
> Ivanna Umpalot <Humpalot@drevil.com>
> Wan Tnoneofit <W.Tnoneofit@weirdnames.org>
> Wan Itbad <W.Itbad@inneed.org>
> Wan Towank <W.ToWank@anatomy.org>
> Wan Tolik <w.tolik@anatomy.org>
> Testos Terone <t.terone@anatomy.org>
> Upper Gonad <U.Gonad@anatomy.org>
> Right Gonad <R.Gonad@anatomy.org>
> Left Gonad <L.Gonad@anatomy.org>
> Tyson's Glands <Tyson.G@anatomy.org>
> Nose Hair <n.hair@anatomy.org>
> Coronal Sulcus <C.Sulcus@anatomy.org>
> Corpus Cavernus <manhood@anatomy.org>
> Armpit moisture <armpit@anatomy.org>
> Onani Room <onani@hotels.com>
> Arnie's Banana <weiner@terminator.com>
> Raised eyebrows <r.eyebrows@anatomy.org>
> Vas Deferens <V.deferens@anatomy.org>
> Naked Canuck <N.canuck@naturists.org>
> Arni's socks <Smelly.Socks@arnold.org>
> Notable Exception <N.exception@untied.com>
> Unpopped Cherry <U.Cherry@anatomy.org>
> Tatooed Ovaries <T.Ovaries@anatomy.org>
> Pierced eyelid <p.eyelid@piercings.org>
> Limp Tomato <limp.tomato@vegetables.org>
> Eggplant Earrings <e.earrings@piercings.org>
> Banana Underpants <B.Underpants@hillfiger.org>
> Naval Lint <navel@lint.mil>
> Ingrown Toenail <i.toenail@anatomy.org>
> Empty Stomach <E.Stomach@anatomy.org>
> Full Stomach <f.stomach@anatomy.org>
> Smelly Cat <S.Cat@friends.nbc.com>
> Torn Ligament <T.Ligament@anatomy.org>
> Art Tistic <A.Tistic@modern.museum>
> Furry Raccoon <F.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Wet Racoon <W.Racoon@wildnerness.org>
> Mad Racoon <M.Racoon@wildlife.org>
> Lazy Racoon <L.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Eaten Racoon <E.Raccoon@mcdonalds.com>
> Happy Raccoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Sleeping Racoon <S.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Hungry Racoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Horny Raccoon <H.Racoon@fauna.org>
> Smart Raccoon <S.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> George W Raccoon <GW.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Ronald McRaccoon <r.raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Thirsty Raccoon <T.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Johnny Raccoon <J.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Oshi Santo <O.Santo@nx01.starfleet.org>
> Oishi Chinko <O.Chinko@nx01.starfleet.org>
> T.Yellow <T.Yellow@nowhere.com>
> Q <queue@continuum.net>
> Borg Queen <1of1@borg.org>
> Ronald Wilkerson <wilkersonr@sympatico.ca>
> John Balterman <j.balterman@sympatico.ca>
>
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