Re: A CEO agrees with me: Marketing!

Bill Gunshannon wrote:

In article <00A63AA0.0226759F@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG writes:
In article <erldar02gjh@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, healyzh@xxxxxxxxxxx writes:


Bob Koehler <koehler@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
In article <00A639DD.F85718F7@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, VAXman-
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So Kraft Foods should buy OpenVMS!

You want an OS that tastes like Velveeta?

Wouldn't that be Windows?

Weendoze would be more like Swiss cheese!

Are you sure it's not Limburger?

I doubt Kraft's marketing people would ever see this ng, but they may find it
interesting that "Kraft" is immediately associated with "Velveeta".

Actually, I used to like my Mom's grilled Velveeta sandwiches on Friday during
Lent, before we found out I was lipase deficient and lactose intolerant.

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David J Dachtera
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