"Mad" Tony...

From: FyRE (FyRE_at_toktik.demon.ku.oc.x)
Date: 10/30/03

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    Date: Wed, 29 Oct 2003 23:34:18 +0000

    On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 00:35:03 +0000 (UTC), tony@aplawrence.com wrote:

    [...]
    >
    >What's your opinion on whether we should keep my wife's car or get a
    >new one, Joe? No facts, sorry: I just want your opinion, and I'll
    >tell you right now that it won't affect our decision one bit. But
    >dammit, Joe, I want that opinion!

    Well I don't know about Joe, but from what I've read I'm guessing your
    wife will be making that decision to save a lot of waffling:

    Tony's wife: "Do you think I need a new car?"
    Tony: "How on Earth could you or I know that?! You're not a mechanic
    are you? No, and neither am I, dammit. We'll have to ask a garage..."

    [later that day, Tony and wife are riding home in their new -
    grotesquely overpriced - car (since they are not car salesmen, Tony
    decided not to haggle)]

    Wife: Do you think it's faster if we cut left here, and take the back
    route?
    Tony: How the hell should we know that?! What am I, a cartographer? In
    fact, how do we even KNOW that this is the right way home? Simple, we
    DON'T!! Nobody knows, except the guys who built all these roads and
    things.
    Wife: Are you feeling alright?
    Tony: So you're a f*cking doctor now, are you?!!?? AARRRGHHH!!!!!

    ...etc... 

    -- 
FyRE < "War: The way Americans learn geography" >
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